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HIS HAIR IS ON FIRE

An Iron Fist In A Glove Full Of Vasoline

Name:
Further_Ahem
Birthdate:
17 August 1971
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I live in Manly, Sydney, Australia. I work as a retouch artist mainly for Ralph Magazine but across a number of other titles as well, providing many men the opportunity to beat off over my work!

In my other life Im a musician who works as part of several acts in several genres. I make electronic music and DJ under the moniker "bside", perfom as part of a Frank Zappa tribute act that goes under the name "Petulant Frenzy", I play percussion and electronic noodling for Resonaxis and also hire my services out to the highest bidder.

I am available for children's parties.

I have a 5 1/2 year old son who is weird and the best, a 7 month old daughter who is best as well and a wonderful partner, who is also the best - thus disproving the laws of the universe entirely.

No, I dont get those things tangled up in knots in my head - it works perfectly.

I am obsessed by music, literature and films of all kinds.

I will rant, dont be fooled....

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